yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
One of my favorites
We have already been to, like, five different doctors.
i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”
IM FUCKING CRYING I’M AT WALMART AND LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING THING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PIGGY BANK THAT’S STILL SHAPED LIKE A PIG I’M LOSING IT FUCKING LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE SPAWN



